khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

and the staff is aware of it the whole time

(via enoshima-junko)


i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via human)


vvant:

if u flirt w me i would prob flirt 8x more conspicuously



misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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(via superbator)


seedy:

"mariah carey impersonator"

seedy:

"mariah carey impersonator"

(via ruinedchildhood)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


earthdad:

i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules


suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

(via iliketomosh)


katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)


Tumblr Texting Buddy Application.

Name:
Where you are from:
Timezone:
Age:
When I Can Text You:
How Fast You Respond:
Anything Else:
Favorite kind of music:
SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
*If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
I'll love you forever if you do this.
I like new friends. Someone do this

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

(via iliketomosh)


suckmyvertical:

turnpike-gates:

PREACH


fucking tacobell knows what’s up

suckmyvertical:

turnpike-gates:

PREACH

fucking tacobell knows what’s up

(via mechanical-she-wolf)


spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

What did Delaware to a party?

A New Jersey

Only east coasters will understand

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(via d0ct0rwh0re)