Q
So, heart just broke rn, and I'm trying not to self harm. What should I do?
Anonymous
A

Well first let me congratulate you on a job well done of not cutting and getting help first. I’m sorry to hear you are heart broken tho. Second find a calm place or action, anything to calm you down and remove your mind from whats going on. Finally, if that doesn’t help, come off anon and we can have a discussion and I will listen to what you have to say about anything and everything


Q
Oh goodness tom the pleasurable thing was a hint
Anonymous
A

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Q
Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

Q
(Other anon) (also anon who said oral sex sounded fun rn) (teensy bit embarrassed bout that but literally who cares omg) okay well Idk about you but for me this is a very pleasurable time ;)
Anonymous
A

I might agree, I might not, either way, if you wanna know come off anon and talk to me. I’ll keep it private even


Joke of the day.

torncitizen:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This is brilliant.

(via zofia-and-sloths)


tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

(via enoshima-junko)


Q
Oral sex does sound fun right now hm
Anonymous
A

Are you the same anon, or a new anon? Either way, let’s talk off anon ;)


Q
P sure you'll be able to guess me (other anon) at least with a couple of hints. Honestly I'm invested in this and very interested in making you wonder and guess but I do plan on telling you at some point :)
Anonymous
A

Give me some hints then :)


edwardkenbae:

edwardkenbae:

here is a rare site: me with my hair down.   i will be removing this shortly

FUCK I SAID “SITE” INSTEAD OF “SIGHT” FUCK THIS SHIT I WANT TO BE AN ENGLISH MAJOR AND THIS IS WHAT I WILL BE REMEMBERED BY

edwardkenbae:

edwardkenbae:

here is a rare site: me with my hair down.   i will be removing this shortly

FUCK I SAID “SITE” INSTEAD OF “SIGHT” FUCK THIS SHIT I WANT TO BE AN ENGLISH MAJOR AND THIS IS WHAT I WILL BE REMEMBERED BY

(via ryoross)


(via cammieyeah)


forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

image

Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

(via fruitcrocs)


(via infaredangel)


s3xplosions:

oral sex would be amazing right now

(via lovelyimpulses)


Q
Oh yeah? That sounds interesting.(:
Anonymous
A

I guess not interesting enough to come off anon huh oh well I guess


Q
you're smart, can't you figure it out?
Anonymous
A

I think I know who you are but I want to give you a special favor off anon ;)