dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via the-hxngry-games)


kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(via lcawaii)


Front desk friends #imtrash

Front desk friends #imtrash


beavercop:

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

(via joemtrohman)


Am I nasty??


disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

I do tho

(via whoredinarygirl)


codeinewarrior:

me: *doesn’t shave*

me: damn i look like a GQ model or some shit

everyone else: who is that crusty man

(via joshpeck)


punkemojis:

i’ll still knock you the fuck out

punkemojis:

i’ll still knock you the fuck out

(via godgender)



itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(via zackisontumblr)



(via pagingme)


goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

(via tidwellcornertr)


why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

image

(via doubledeckerbutts)


lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(via godbless-st-cyr)